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01 If you dont like the way I drive stay off the sidewalk
04 Wanna get laid, crawl up a chickens ass and wait
07 The birth of a candy bar long verse
31 Its not the length its not the size, its how many times you can make it rise
36 Cucumbers are better than men because
72 Wine me, dine me, 69 me
79 Being sexy is a hard job but somebody has to do it
89 Of all the things I lost I miss my mind the most
143 You dont know me you just wish you did
144 I'm not as innocent as I look
158 The six most important men in a womans life, long verse
165 I dont have PMS Im just naturally bitchy
167 Guys are like diapers, always on my ass and full of shit
176 Heaven doesnt want me and hell is afraid I'll take over
192 There are three kinds of men,small, medium, and oh my god
196 All I want is peace and quiet-Give me a piece and I'll be quiet
208 I suffer from CRS, cant remember shit
209 I was put on this earth to make your life miserable
217 When I die bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass
218 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it werent for women your thing would rust
220 What are the four favorite animals a woman like to keep around the house
229 51% sweetheart, 49% bitch, all woman
232 I need more money and power and less shit from you people
252 I only look sweet and innocent
257 Why cant I be rich instead of so damn good looking
259 If it werent for boys, I'd quit school
267 Clear the road, I'm sixteen
269 We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God
274 I favor the 2 party system, party on Friday and party on Saturday
275 Stop talking, I'm out of aspirin
276 Men have only two faults, everything they say and everything they do
283 I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life
291 Shock me, say something intelligent
297 When youre sad, I'm sad When youre happy, I'm happy When youre horny, I'm horny
298 I smile because I have no idea whats going on
300 I love my bad ass attitude
301 Waiting for the right man, meanwhile having a good time with the wrong ones
304 So many pedestrians so little time
309 I may not be brilliant but I have great breasts
315 There are three kinds of people, those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those of us who wonder what the hell just happened

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