| 318 What part of no dont you understand |
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| 327 Sexy bitches carry RED key rings |
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| 339 I didnt lose the keys this time,I lost the whole damn car |
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| 357 Chill me, thrill me, fulfill me, then leave me the hell alone |
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| 358 I always make a man feel important, I let him be seen with me |
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| 360 No I havent found Mr. Right but I have found Mr. Cheap, Mr. Cocky, and Mr. Crude |
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| 365 Keys I havent lost yet |
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| 367 Certificate of love |
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| 370 I love you when youre smiling, I love you when youre sad |
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| 378 Worlds best friend award |
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| 383 How do you keep an idiot busy for hours, turn this keyring over |
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| 387 When I have sex its so good even the neighbors need a cigarette |
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| 396 I'm so great I'm jealous of myself |
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| 397 I didnt invent sex, I just perfected it |
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| 400 When I woke up this morning I had one nerve left, and now youre getting on it |
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| 401 I have PMS and a gun. Excuse me, did you have something to say |
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| 402 I'm immature, unorganized, irresponsible, lazy and loud, but I'm fun |
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| 407 Drink till he's cute |
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| 408 I'm not weird, I'm gifted |
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| 422 Its not an easy job being a princess but somebody's got to do it |
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| 424 BACK OFF, stressed to kill |
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| 425 How do I love you, Let me count your money |
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| 427 I may be cruel and nasty but at least I'm good at it |
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| 430 Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you're abusing the privilege |
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| 438 I am not a bitch. I am THE bitch |
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| 439 My foot and your ass need to meet |
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| 444 I dont have an attitude problem, its supposed to be this way |
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| 445 Not a morning person doesnt even begin to cover it |
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| 446 Reality is the leading cause of stress |
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| 447 It seems I'm the only person on this earth who knows how to drive |
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| 459 Caution I go from 0 to horny in 3.5 beers |
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| 460 Caution I go from 0 to Bitch in 3.5 seconds |
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| 462 I'm so good I scream out my own name during sex |
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| 468 I'm looking for a man with a VCR, very cute rear |
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| 469 Here's my number 1800GETLOST |
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| 471 Theres absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to behave |
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| 475 Look, my keyring says shit on it |
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| 476 SINGLE, Single Intelligent Naughty Gorgeous Luscious Exciting |
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| 489 Female symbol |
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| 491 714 |
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