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318 What part of no dont you understand
327 Sexy bitches carry RED key rings
339 I didnt lose the keys this time,I lost the whole damn car
357 Chill me, thrill me, fulfill me, then leave me the hell alone
358 I always make a man feel important, I let him be seen with me
360 No I havent found Mr. Right but I have found Mr. Cheap, Mr. Cocky, and Mr. Crude
365 Keys I havent lost yet
367 Certificate of love
370 I love you when youre smiling, I love you when youre sad
378 Worlds best friend award
383 How do you keep an idiot busy for hours, turn this keyring over
387 When I have sex its so good even the neighbors need a cigarette
396 I'm so great I'm jealous of myself
397 I didnt invent sex, I just perfected it
400 When I woke up this morning I had one nerve left, and now youre getting on it
401 I have PMS and a gun. Excuse me, did you have something to say
402 I'm immature, unorganized, irresponsible, lazy and loud, but I'm fun
407 Drink till he's cute
408 I'm not weird, I'm gifted
422 Its not an easy job being a princess but somebody's got to do it
424 BACK OFF, stressed to kill
425 How do I love you, Let me count your money
427 I may be cruel and nasty but at least I'm good at it
430 Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you're abusing the privilege
438 I am not a bitch. I am THE bitch
439 My foot and your ass need to meet
444 I dont have an attitude problem, its supposed to be this way
445 Not a morning person doesnt even begin to cover it
446 Reality is the leading cause of stress
447 It seems I'm the only person on this earth who knows how to drive
459 Caution I go from 0 to horny in 3.5 beers
460 Caution I go from 0 to Bitch in 3.5 seconds
462 I'm so good I scream out my own name during sex
468 I'm looking for a man with a VCR, very cute rear
469 Here's my number 1800GETLOST
471 Theres absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to behave
475 Look, my keyring says shit on it
476 SINGLE, Single Intelligent Naughty Gorgeous Luscious Exciting
489 Female symbol
491 714

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