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| 01 If you dont like the way I drive stay off the sidewalk | ||
| 04 Wanna get laid, crawl up a chickens ass and wait | ||
| 07 The birth of a candy bar long verse | ||
| 31 Its not the length its not the size, its how many times you can make it rise | ||
| 36 Cucumbers are better than men because | ||
| 72 Wine me, dine me, 69 me | ||
| 79 Being sexy is a hard job but somebody has to do it | ||
| 89 Of all the things I lost I miss my mind the most | ||
| 143 You dont know me you just wish you did | ||
| 144 I'm not as innocent as I look | ||
| 158 The six most important men in a womans life, long verse | ||
| 165 I dont have PMS Im just naturally bitchy | ||
| 167 Guys are like diapers, always on my ass and full of shit | ||
| 176 Heaven doesnt want me and hell is afraid I'll take over | ||
| 192 There are three kinds of men,small, medium, and oh my god | ||
| 196 All I want is peace and quiet-Give me a piece and I'll be quiet | ||
| 208 I suffer from CRS, cant remember shit | ||
| 209 I was put on this earth to make your life miserable | ||
| 217 When I die bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass | ||
| 218 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it werent for women your thing would rust | ||
| 220 What are the four favorite animals a woman like to keep around the house | ||
| 229 51% sweetheart, 49% bitch, all woman | ||
| 232 I need more money and power and less shit from you people | ||
| 252 I only look sweet and innocent | ||
| 257 Why cant I be rich instead of so damn good looking | ||
| 259 If it werent for boys, I'd quit school | ||
| 267 Clear the road, I'm sixteen | ||
| 269 We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God | ||
| 274 I favor the 2 party system, party on Friday and party on Saturday | ||
| 275 Stop talking, I'm out of aspirin | ||
| 276 Men have only two faults, everything they say and everything they do | ||
| 283 I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life | ||
| 291 Shock me, say something intelligent | ||
| 297 When youre sad, I'm sad When youre happy, I'm happy When youre horny, I'm horny | ||
| 298 I smile because I have no idea whats going on | ||
| 300 I love my bad ass attitude | ||
| 301 Waiting for the right man, meanwhile having a good time with the wrong ones | ||
| 304 So many pedestrians so little time | ||
| 309 I may not be brilliant but I have great breasts | ||
| 315 There are three kinds of people, those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those of us who wonder what the hell just happened |
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